Fancy yourself a bit of a flexer, like? Want to get something off your chest? Or maybe you're just a FoulMouthedCunt?

Whatever your problem is, why not vent that violent energy by adding to IT'S MAWDSLEY'S BOARD OF INSULTS?

To make your contribution, simply fill in the form and wait to see if it shows up (board updated weekly).

 

Name:
Place:
Insult:

 

"I hope the uninspiring little rat turd pukes himself through his arsehole and chokes to death on his own bollocks." - Alex, Rugby

 

 

"How about slipping and sliding in and out of my fucking arse, you fucking prick?" - Jenny, Newport

 

 

 

"This cretin is bereft of language skills. I suspect it's also likely it is unable to feed itself. Odds are, it'll crawl back into the ooze whence it came and die. It certainly won't become a writer." - Smiling Curmudgeon, WritersNet

 

 

"Go play with a poisonous fish." - Lily, Glasgow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You fucking nob. You fucking dickhead. Just fuck off the world you fucking bellend and fucking die now." - Burty, Alton Street

 

 

"Go fuck yourself." - Sophie, My Bed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Second the below." - It's Certainly, Not Mawdsley

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I will make sure your kids don't grow." - blah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Your insults can suck my hole." - Inny

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Shit head." - Danny, work

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Ur a right wee fuckin beast david, just like ur da eddie. i should hav poisoned the both of ye, ya pair of pricks....by yer wee maw." - Div Cassidy, Glasgow

 

 

 

"If you little shit sucking motherfucker is stupid enough to have kids, then ima hunt you all down and make your kids eat oyu alive. Raw. And then ill eat them." - Anonymous, 4CHAN

 

 

 

"Don\'t chat that shit at me, you fuckin little four-eyes beardy sister-fucking cock jockey" - Johnny, Brighton

 

 

 

 

"Please fuck off." - Mark Johnson, Derby

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"fuck" - jack, head

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"FUCKER" - FUCK YOU, SHIT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"SHIT!" - FCNG, FUCK

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Why don\'t you fuck off you prick...." - Steve

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"YOUR FACE MY ASS DO U SEE THE RE-MSLEMBANCE" - Tabitha, Library