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To enter this competition, order your copy of It's Mawdsley from Amazon.co.uk and answer the following questions. If successful, you will receive an email asking where you want your REALLY SHIT free prize sent out.

 

1) What kind of car features recurringly in the book, "It's Mawdsley"?

2) After waking up from his near-death experience at the Shit Factory, the sky has changed what colour?

3) Craig has a specific form of numeric dyslexia, making him incapable of comprehending which number?

4) Craig has a peculiar fantasy about which female celebrity?

5) What does Craig buy his mother for Christmas?

6) What is the name of the drug Craig uses to kill Russell Crowe with?

7) What song is Craig forced to dance to at Los Angeles International Airport?

8) What kind of animal breaks all the fingers on Craig's right hand?

9) What is your name?

10) What is your email address?

11) What date did you order your copy of "It's Mawdsley" from Amazon?

 

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