"In terms of sheer grotesquery, the worst passages are up there with the most sickening in American Psycho and Naked Lunch."- Ben Granger, Spike Magazine
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"Reading It's Mawdsley is like being set upon by a gang of violent idiots: Infuriating, frightening, yet strangely invigorating." - Tony Whisen, Independent Book Review
"It's Mawdsley is the latest in a growing number of original books produced outside of the traditional publishing machine... Raw, uncompromising, and destined for cult smash status." - John Phunky, Raid Magazine
"Never submit again. Never write again. Never read again. Die." - A publisher warmly receives the It's Mawdsley manuscript
"THE FLOOR was yellow, the WALLS were GREEN, and the ceiling WAS purple. And every cunt's head was a trIanGlE..."
19-year-old thug, Craig Mawdsley, has robbed your home, smashed up your car and mugged your grandmother. Now he attempts his greatest ever assault on the general public - by writing a book. Craig hates everyone so much that even his dislike of writing cannot stop his desire to offend all those that have labelled him a chav, weasel, scumbag - and, yes, c*nt. You know his type, you see him everyday, and you try to avoid him at all costs. But you can't anymore, because within these demented pages, Craig tells how he has inexplicably risen through the social ranks to a place where he can terrorise mankind with unlimited prejudice - before the true purpose of his unusual literary project is shockingly revealed.
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